Lost Riders Escape Disco Hill Unscathed
Thanks to all of you who encouraged the Lost Riders in their endurance mountain bike racing team debut. The race — 12 Hours of Disco — brought in dozens of riders from around the area, many of them more prepared than we were. When I say prepared, I mean physically prepared. We were by far the most prepared team on a number of different levels.
My teammates Lucy, Zephyr and Whitney (formerly known as K-Dog) and I met on at least one occasion for a pre-race meeting where we established 1) our riding order, 2) our press-on tattoo design, 3) our team jersey color, 4) our soundtrack, 5) our menu, and 6) cocktails. Our team tent was so elaborate, the announcer designated it a “public shade area.”
Based on skill and which name got drawn out of a hat, Whitney kicked off the Lost Riders as our #1 rider. The race organizers explained they were doing a LeMans-style start which we had, of course, failed to practice. Best I can tell, a LeMans start is where everyone tosses their bike in a pile …
then at the startling gun blast, riders run and jump on their bikes and ride in a circle away from the actual bike course.
The steely nerved Whitney played it cool.
Podunks don’t care much for congestion, so Whitney gave us what we needed most — a little elbow room.
As Whitney headed off into the wild blue yonder, Lucy, Zephyr and I re-arranged our lawn chairs and continued discussing strategy — hummus with rice cracker or Kashi multigrain?
To find out which snack cracker wins, you’ll have to read my next post, Lost Riders Select an Official Team Cracker.
2 thoughts on “Lost Riders Escape Disco Hill Unscathed”
Tee hee, chuckle chuckle. glad you had fun! I have some gu from the old days. It is only about 8 years old if you would like to use it. Pretty certain it has at least a 50 year shelf life.
Glad you got out of the OLD DAYS unscathed. Yuck. And i agree, it would be difficult to tell when that stuff had expired.