Podunk on Money
Her Royal Highness and I were in relatively nearby Sun Valley recently.
“I feel like Podunk could be as cool as Sun Valley if we had, like, lots of money,” she observed.
Sun Valley Lodge.
I told her I thought so too. And that if we had, like, lots of money, I would have better hair.
Podunk Meets Paradise 
it wouldn’t be that you had better hair. People would just assume that anyone with that much money had good hair and, ipso facto, it becomes good. Trust me.
I agree; furthemore, I like Lynn simply for using ‘ipso facto’. That kind of talk is exactly what will bring money into S-town.
Lynn has naturally rich hair and is hereby invited to guest post based on her superb and high-end use of ipso facto. Good call, Lurlynn.