Police Blotter
From the May 24, 2012 Recorder Herald:
Person wanted to know what time he had surgery and was given the hospital’s number.
Caller said there were two kids in full camo on the side of the hill on Riverfront Drive and it looked like they had some guns and they were pointing them at traffic. Officer on the scene reported the kids have sticks.
Podunk Meets Paradise 
I support the right to bear sticks.
Can that be a bumper sticker?