Tag Archives: Salmon River

We Need More Crime in Podunk

My fellow citizens, if it were not for stray animals and hallucinations, we would have no need for a police force. Judging from the newspaper, we in Podunk are “undercrimed.”

Kayaking Crimes in Podunk

Yoga pants, yoga schmantz, we’re trying to make kayaking a crime right here in River City.

Hope Springs Eternal

Tomorrow, March 13, voters in Salmon, Idaho, will have what may be the 17th chance to pass a bond to build a new Kindergarten — 8th grade school. The trick is in Idaho, we need a super majority or 66.6% of voters to check the yes box. So the kinds of things we might be […]
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