Tag Archives: 20/20

Bonfire of the Non-Vanities

One of my favorite things about living in Salmon is the fashion scene. Take, for instance, the New Year’s Eve nightclub fashion dilemmas faced by my urban friends. Fortunately, Esquire can offer suggestions for classic staples such as these: Hot little numbers for the ladies include: But Iron Chef and I had made the A-List […]
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20/20 is the new 40/40

I know I have good vision — I’m just lucky that way. But every now and then Iron Chef mistakes my questionable driving techniques for an eyesight issue, and then he makes me question myself. So, I sauntered into the optometrist office where I was promptly asked if I wanted a picture of the back […]
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