Police Blotter
From the Weekly Disappointment:
A lady was reported sleeping on caller’s lawn chair and seems out of place.
Podunk Meets Paradise
Musings from Central Idaho
From the Weekly Disappointment:
A lady was reported sleeping on caller’s lawn chair and seems out of place.
Podunk Meets Paradise 
OMG – the sky is falling!
Lawn chair bonus!
Who wants empty chairs?
She usually sleeps on the chaise lounge?
There is only one reason to keep publishing that paper: entertainment.