Trolling for sponsors 2.0 — BackBrat I need you!

Because this woman has a sausage grill strapped to her bike, the guy with the hot legs is chasing her.
Tomorrow my sidekick Lucy and I will bicycle the Lemhi Valley Century Ride together again. Two things remain the same this year: 1) Lucy and I have no sponsors, and 2) Iron Chef refuses to join us. Thanks to gentle reader Chucky T for suggesting this possible solution to both problems.
Backbrat is a design innovation combining cycling and sausage. Iron Chef would surely be tempted to pedal with me if tasty salted pig parts were smoking in my saddle bags.
http://www.mathiashintermann.com/115950/1073104/work/backbrat
How can he resist?
How, indeed!