She’s Legal
Her Royal Highness turns 18 today.
As is often the case, she figured out the gravity of the situation far before I did.
“I can be tried as an adult now,” she reported.
Indeed. In a non-presidential election year, this might be as good as it gets.
Legalize HRH! And if you do go to jail, sweet thing, may it be a federal women’s prison with nice linens and an excellent gym.
Podunk Meets Paradise 
Has she registered for the Draft?
So many fun things come with gender equality at 18.
And a library!
A really good library.